You're a Genius!
Overheard at breakfast:
Buttercup(3yo): Knock Knock
Blossom(4yo): Who's there
Buttercup: corn
Blossom: Corn who?
Buttercup: Corn . . . hum . . . poop.
Both: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
Not to be outdone . . . Blossom: Knock knock
Buttercup: Who's there?
Blossom: Pig
Buttercup: Pig who?
Blossom: Pig . . . girl.
Both: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(This is where it gets really good)
Buttercup: Knock knock
Blossom: Who's there?
Buttercup: ba dub ba da
Blossom: ba dub ba da who?
Buttercup: ba dub ba da blah ma de dum ba . . . num
Blossom: Buttercup! You're A GENIUS! That was made of China. Everyone's been trying to say that for a Long TIME!
Both: much nodding and agreement over Buttercup's genius Chinese (I didn't even know she knew those words or concepts. Blown away.)
Blossom: Knock knock
Buttercup: Who's there?
Blossom: Corn . . . .
Buttercup(3yo): Knock Knock
Blossom(4yo): Who's there
Buttercup: corn
Blossom: Corn who?
Buttercup: Corn . . . hum . . . poop.
Both: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
Not to be outdone . . . Blossom: Knock knock
Buttercup: Who's there?
Blossom: Pig
Buttercup: Pig who?
Blossom: Pig . . . girl.
Both: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(This is where it gets really good)
Buttercup: Knock knock
Blossom: Who's there?
Buttercup: ba dub ba da
Blossom: ba dub ba da who?
Buttercup: ba dub ba da blah ma de dum ba . . . num
Blossom: Buttercup! You're A GENIUS! That was made of China. Everyone's been trying to say that for a Long TIME!
Both: much nodding and agreement over Buttercup's genius Chinese (I didn't even know she knew those words or concepts. Blown away.)
Blossom: Knock knock
Buttercup: Who's there?
Blossom: Corn . . . .
posted by fMhLisa @ 2:31 PM
3 Comments:
At 11:41 AM,
Suzie Petunia said…
The knock-knock jokes have become so out of control at our dinner table (once they get going...they just can't STOP!) that we have instituted a NO KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES AT THE DINNER TABLE policy. It doesn't keep them from doing it everywhere else... This is a phase, right? It irratates my husband especially, which I find very funny because he used to be a professional clown! Shouldn't he be encouraging their humor development more than anyone? :)
At 3:39 PM,
Unknown said…
You shouldn't make me laugh like that in the office ... it is a little embarrassing!
At 12:31 PM,
tom said…
Suzie, I thought being a clown was a serious business. ;)
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