Lunch Conversations

Buttercup: "Knock Knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

"Corn."

"Corn who?"

"Corn Head."

We throw back our heads and laugh like we've lost our minds.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


And not to be outdone in the comedy department by her little sister . . .

Blossom: "Knock Knock."

Me: "Who's There?"

"Lettuce."

"Lettuce who?"

"Lettuch um . . . Window."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha